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- Spelltype:
- Creature - Shapeshifter 1/1
- Text:
: This card's name becomes the name of your choice. Play this ability anywhere, anytime.- Flavortext:
- {o1}: This card's flavor text becomes the flavor text of your choice. (This ability doesn't work because it's flavor text, not rules text (but neither does this reminder text, so you figure it out).)
- Scored:
- 2.31 out of (8 Votes) - How would you rate _____?
- Spelltype:
- Enchantment
- Text:
- At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and name a creature card. If you do, search your library for the named card, put it into play, then shuffle your library. That creature has haste. Remove it from the game at end of turn.
- Scored:
- 2.5 out of (6 Votes) - How would you rate "Ach! Hans, Run!"?
- Spelltype:
- Instant
- Text:
- Name an artist. Remove the top six cards of your library from the game, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card by the named artist. Put that card in your hand, then remove all the other cards revealed this way from the game.
- Scored:
- 2.5 out of (8 Votes) - How would you rate Aesthetic Consultation?
- Spelltype:
- Enchantment
- Text:
- Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered.
- Scored:
- 2.5 out of (1 Votes) - How would you rate Ambiguity?
- Spelltype:
- Creature - Human Wizard 1/2
- Text:
: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Whenever a permanent comes into play that shares an artist with another permanent you control, untap Artful Looter.- Flavortext:
- PRICELESS PIC PILFERED Painting Found Abandoned in Graveyard Merfolk Decry Wizards' Treatment
- Scored:
- 2.5 out of (2 Votes) - How would you rate Artful Looter?
- Spelltype:
- Sorcery
- Text:
- Destroy target silver-bordered permanent in any game you can see from your seat.
- Flavortext:
- Asses to ashes, Donkeys to dust.
- Scored:
- 2.5 out of (3 Votes) - How would you rate Ass Whuppin'?
- Spelltype:
- Creature - Donkey Lord
- Text:
- Each other Donkey gets +11/2/+11/2.
Whenever another Donkey comes into play, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn. - Flavortext:
- Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?
- Scored:
- 2.5 out of (4 Votes) - How would you rate Assquatch?
- Spelltype:
- Eaturecray - Igpay 3/3
- Text:
- Oubleday ikestray
Eneverwhay Atinlay Igpay's ontrollercay eaksspay ay onnay-Igpay-Atinlay ordway, acrificesay Atinlay Igpay. - Flavortext:
- Isthay iecepay ofay avorflay exttay oesn'tday eallyray aysay anythingay.
- Scored:
- 2.5 out of (5 Votes) - How would you rate Atinlay Igpay?
- Spelltype:
- Creature - Avatar */*
- Text:
- Avatar of Me costs more to play for each ten years you've been alive.
Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest 1/2.
Avatar of Me's color is the color of your eyes. - Scored:
- 2.5 out of (6 Votes) - How would you rate Avatar of Me?
- Spelltype:
- Instant
- Text:
- Remove target attacking creature from the game. Then remove it from the removed-from-game zone and put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
- Scored:
- 2.5 out of (7 Votes) - How would you rate AWOL?
- Spelltype:
- Creature - Hound 1/1
- Text:
- Trample
Whenever a player plays a spell, put a chip counter on its converted mana cost.
B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them. - Flavortext:
- There was a farmer, had a hound . . .
- Scored:
- 2.5 out of (1 Votes) - How would you rate B-I-N-G-O?
- Spelltype:
- Creature - Donkey Zombie
- Text:
, Growl: Regenerate Bad Ass.- Flavortext:
- He wanders the land in search of Good Ass.
- Scored:
- 2.44 out of (9 Votes) - How would you rate Bad Ass?
- Spelltype:
- Instant
- Text:
- Madness
, cycling , kicker 
, flashback 
, buyback 
Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to target creature or player.
If the kicker cost was paid, put a 1/1 red Goblin creature token into play. - Scored:
- 2.5 out of (2 Votes) - How would you rate Blast from the Past?
- Spelltype:
- Creature - Zombie 2/3
- Text:
- When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice Bloodletter. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.
- Flavortext:
- "That's not an A, it's an Æ. Wait, don't—" —Hœbrus Væm, Ærathi librarian, last words
- Scored:
- 2.5 out of (3 Votes) - How would you rate Bloodletter?
- Spelltype:
- Instant
- Text:
- Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of those cards into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)
- Flavortext:
- Real men use Arabian Nights boosters.
- Scored:
- 2.5 out of (4 Votes) - How would you rate Booster Tutor?
- Spelltype:
- Creature - Elephant Townsfolk 1/4
- Text:
- Whenever you play a spell, you may gain 1/2 life for each word in that spell's name.
- Flavortext:
- "Step 1: I believe in a power and toughness greater than myself . . . ."
- Scored:
- 2.5 out of (5 Votes) - How would you rate Bosom Buddy?
- Spelltype:
- Creature - Human Wizard 2/3
- Text:
- : Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn.
- Flavortext:
- He gives credit where credit isn't due.
- Scored:
- 2.5 out of (6 Votes) - How would you rate Brushstroke Paintermage?
- Spelltype:
- Creature - Beeble 2/2
- Text:
- Bursting Beebles is unblockable as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.
- Flavortext:
- Like thousands of others, the beebles quit Magic for several years following the release of the Mercadian Masques set.
- Scored:
- 2.5 out of (7 Votes) - How would you rate Bursting Beebles?
- Spelltype:
- Creature - Bird
- Text:
- Flying
Gotcha - Whenever an opponent touches the table with his or her hand, you may say "Gotcha!" If you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your hand. - Scored:
- 2.5 out of (8 Votes) - How would you rate Cardpecker?
- Spelltype:
- Creature - Bird 2/2
- Text:
- Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text. - Flavortext:
- Save a kill spell to deal with this guy.
- Scored:
- 2.5 out of (1 Votes) - How would you rate Carnivorous Death-Parrot?
